when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life
Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams.
I wanna be cuddled right now and have my back rubbed until I fall asleep.
THAT SOUNDS PERFECT.
there are people who can have sex with no strings attached
and there’s nothing wrong with that
but if you know you’re not that person
then don’t act like you are
the devil wears prada is a lie, i’m literally just wearing a white tee
RIP to the thousands of turkeys being slaughtered in the name of “giving thanks” and “peace on earth”.
Go eat a canned tree and stop complaining *takes a bite off a juicy turkey leg*
when you’re trying to save someone’s life by performing cpr