sewbergamzee:

tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

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Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 

(via stabs)

13thmoon:

i would take naps in forests every day if bugs didnt exist 

(via stabs)

drugsarefunforyou:

purplenightsky6:

I wanna be cuddled right now and have my back rubbed until I fall asleep.

THAT SOUNDS PERFECT. 

(Source: purplenightsky69, via razzykitty)

youngblackandvegan:

there are people who can have sex with no strings attached

and there’s nothing wrong with that

but if you know you’re not that person

then don’t act like you are

(via graaviityy)

the devil wears prada is a lie, i’m literally just wearing a white tee

(Source: freddifish, via stabs)

undeadthug:

vijara:

RIP to the thousands of turkeys being slaughtered in the name of “giving thanks” and “peace on earth”.

Go eat a canned tree and stop complaining *takes a bite off a juicy turkey leg* 

(via stabs)

surprisebitch:

when you’re trying to save someone’s life by performing cpr

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(Source: surprisebitch, via pizza)

hoekage:

somebody needs to fucking kiss me

(via pizza)